PHP poesi

<?php
$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
 $me->thinkAbout($you);

 switch (true) {
   case $timeWaiting < 5:
     $me->wait($you);
     break;

   case $timeWaiting < 10:
     $me->worry();
     break;

   case $timeWaiting < 20:
     $me->lookFor($you);
     break;

   case $timeWaiting < 40:
     $me->worry();
      $me->lookFor($you);
     break;

   case $timeWaiting < 80:
     $me->worry();
      $me->cry();
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->lookFor($you);
     break;

   case $timeWaiting < 160:
     $me->worry();
      $me->cry();
      $me->drink();
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->lookFor($you);
     $me->thinkAbout($you);
     $me->thinkAbout($you);
     $me->cry();
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->lookFor($you);
      $me->drink();
      $me->drink();
     break;

   default:
     throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
     die("alone");
 }

 $timeWaiting++;
}

$me->happy = true;
?>